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Is this thing on? Did I say that out loud?

VETuner Updates

It’s been a little quiet lately so I thought I better post an update. Since the last post there have been over 350 updates made to the software. A lot have focussed on reliability and robustness of the connection, but here are a few of my favourite ‘user facing’ changes. Idle Advance Doctor I don’t have an idle advance control valve on my engine for reasons. This feature tunes the idle advance bins to get a steadier idle.

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Kicking The Tyres Of VETuner

This is a walkthrough of what VETuner looks like, and what you can do with it. Initial Connection VETuner uses the WebSerial/WebUSB interfaces supported by the Chrome family of browsers. Typically WebSerial is used on laptops, WebUSB on phones and tablets. Generally it tries its best to find your ECU. For security reasons, you have to select the right device the first time you try to connect, but it will automatically connect from that point onwards.

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VETuner is live at vetuner.co.uk

VETuner now has a proper home at vetuner.co.uk. If you’ve been following along while I poked at parsers, dashboards, serial comms and all the other fun bits, this is the bit where it turns from “odd side project” into “real thing with an actual domain”. It may even result in “actual users” and “actual users who give me money”! This was driven by me getting fed up with Android development for MSDroid.

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How Many Sins Had Annie Lennox Commited?

In the song Missionary Man, Annie Lennox sings Well, I was born an original sinner I was born from original sin And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin, hey! How much money is that? According to Celebheights.com, she is 172.7cm tall. According to Wikipedia a dollar bill (I’ll assume she meant US dollars) is 0.

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Elephant In The Room

You may have seen this story last week. Well that was about me and 999 other people and come April 5th I will officially be one of Thatcher’s Threee Million. I’m 55 and I can’t face the bullshit of interviews so it’s probably game over. I’m good at what I did (Engineering Manager) but I have zero enthusiasm to explain that several times over and get quizzed on my mental recall of random trivia of HTTP verbs for things that in real life are abstracted away or found with a quick DDG.

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